With fresh, clear, and clever copy, I make it super easy for your wary lurkers to turn into diehard fans.

I'm Siobhan.
Your no time for bullsh*t copywriting sidekick.

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"I've worked with Siobhan on an in-house team and on side hustle projects. I can't recommend her enough. She is fun, collaborative, and goes above and beyond to ensure her copy is always on point."
Lorena, Production Assistant; Small Business Owner

"Fun, collaborative . . . always on point"

"Siobhan is swift. Not only does she meet every deadline she faces, she also brings a fresh, new (and sometimes cheeky) perspective to every project she takes on." —Andrew, Creative Director

"A fresh perspective to copywriting . . ."

"You know how on every team there's the personality hire and the one you hire to get shit done? Siobhan is both of those people and more; she's a total f*cking beast. I've worked with her on countless email campaigns, ads, blog posts, and web pages. There is nothing she can't do." —Rachel, Graphic Designer

"A total f*cking beast—There's nothing she can't do."

"I reached out to Siobhan (an actual dream human) to help our small team tackle a ton of different projects we just didn't have the bandwidth to handle ourselves. To say she is the quintessential MVP is an understatement. If you ever have the chance to work with her, don't sleep on it." —Ashley M., Junior VP of Marketing

"An actual dream human . . . 
the quintessential MVP."

WHAT MY CLIENTS SAY

Click the photos to learn about what makes me — me.

My essentials

Stephen King says a writer is someone who writes. I say inspiration for killer copy is everywhere, which is why you won't catch me without a pencil and my notebook.

My notebook

I'm no Nigel Tufnel, but I'd be lying if I said I'm cool with people who don't blast music and groove while they work. My sun sign is in Virgo, but I'm a rising, sashaying Sagittarius at heart.

Music on eleven

Listen, there's a little basic b*tch in all of us. Mine just happens to live her best life with a venti shaken espresso. (I've got small kids at home. IYKYK.)

Coffee

Okay, hear me out. I collect black and white photos of total strangers. I find them in thrift shops and use them to brainstorm ideas for short stories I write in my spare time. (Did I mention I have an MFA in Creative Writing?)

Okay, hear me out. I collect black and white photos of total strangers. I find them in thrift shops and use them to brainstorm ideas for short stories I write in my spare time. (Did I mention I have an MFA in Creative Writing? Speculative fiction, to be exact.)

Old photographs

I'm not just a writer. I'm also a mixed media artist, combining leather and linen to create cool things for my own amusement. From handstitched wallets to cheeky embroidery pieces, I keep my creative muscles flexed.

I'm not just a writer. I'm also a mixed media artist. I work with leather and linen to create cool things for my own amusement. From handstitched wallets and journals to cheeky cross-stitch and embroidery pieces, I keep my creative muscles flexed.

Leather n' linen

Having fun, relaxing is just as important as getting sh*t done. Daily you time? Nonnegotiable.

Everything in business is learnable, fixable, and figureoutable.

You don't have to water yourself down to be professional. You've got a unique personality, perspective. Embrace it.

I believe:

From snooze-free blog posts to punchy case studies about the cool sh*t you do, I got you covered.

Long-Form Content

Long-Form Content

Fun, strategic emails that command attention and turn wary lurkers into diehard fans.

Email

Fresh, clear, and clever site copy that delights and drives the results you want.

WEb Copy

Offerings

Here's What I can do for You

Your questions
answered.

Your most pressing questions, answered.

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If you currently have a website, blog, or some other form of social media that you use to bring new customers to your biz, a copy audit is a great place to start.
Ask me how to get your copy audit now!

If you currently have a website, blog, or some other form of social media that you use to drive new clients and customers to you or your biz, a copy audit is a great place to start. Ask me how to get your copy audit now!

What if I don't know what type of writing service I need?

That fully depends on the scope of your needs. A single email, for example, takes significantly less time to write than a website. That said, I always present a crystal clear timeline for all projects before you sign on to work with me.

How long will this take?

Your investment is impacted by factors like the scope of your project, the timeline we need to stick to, and whether we're breathing life into old copy or starting from scratch.
But don't worry: I give you full and exact pricing before we start, so you'll never run into any unexpected costs.

Your investment is impacted by factors like the scope of your project, the timeline we need to stick to, and whether we're breathing life into old copy or starting from scratch. But don't worry! I give you full and exact pricing before we start.
You'll never run into any unexpected costs.

What factors impact price?

I operate on a project-based system — which is just a fancy way of saying I do not charge my clients by the hour. I find this is most cost effective for everyone. However, VIP Copy Days are available to select clients who need a little bit of everything done as quickly as possible. Email me for details!

Can I hire you on an hourly basis?

Short answer: You don't need to live in Maine to work with me. (It's just that we "Mainers" are a rare breed. IYKYK.) While my primary focus is supporting those in my local community, I'm always down to work with clients outside of Maine if the vibe's right. Shoot me an email, let's talk!

I don't live in Maine. Does this mean you can't work with me?

BOOK YOUR FREE VIBE CHECK NOW

BOOK YOUR FREE VIBE CHECK NOW

The first step for all new clients is to set up a quick, no-pressure meet and greet. (Let's call it a vibe check.) During this meeting, we'll chat about you and your goals to see if we're a solid fit to work together. If we're a fit, you'll get a project proposal that includes a full timeline and quote. Easy peasy!

How does this process start?